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I'm hilarious, so naturally people ask me where they can read my blog on the internets. That's probably the question I hear the second most, behind "You're not gonna light that blunt here, are you?" So, I've created this blog. Hopefully, I skyrocket to popularity and become famous, like Will Leitch famous. I'll get this cranking soon enough, and then you'll see. Then you'll all see.