Roger Goodell, if you wanted the NFL to be better, you shouldn't have suspended the league's most colorful character. Pac-Man Jones is a budding superstar, and you are doing nothing but hold him down.
Are you worried about losing revenue? Just tell him the Titans cheerleaders are strippers, and money will start circulating. Just, please God, tell the girls not to touch the money. You don't want to create another reason to suspend Pac-Man.
Are you worried about the youth of America being corrupted? Team Pac-Man up with McGruff The Crime Dog for a series of PSA's and school appearances. I'm sure they will take a bite out of something.
Why couldn't you just give him community service? I'm sure he'd be at least as good as Peyton Manning.
And poor Chris Henry. He has to play the Hideki Okajima role in this whole scandal. The guy must have felt like Eli Manning last season (no offense Chris, hear me out.) No matter what he does, how many underage girls he makes women, how much weed he gets busted with (maybe not that much), he just can't top the big guy. Pac-Man can make all the Chris Henry news go away with one gloomy weather forecast.
Maybe Goodell was just trying to make room for the return of Ricky Williams, which I guess would mean that the CFL was making room for Jones and Henry. I know that both players would love it up there, but they belong on the big stage.
So I beg you, Roger Goodell, reconsider these suspensions. Think of all the fans you'll lose. With all the big, prime-time Bengals and Titans games last year, those two gained a lot of support. I am positive that not a single person will tune in to an NFL game next year.
To show your support for Pac-Man, visit this wildly successful petition and sign your life away.
I'll drop another post on here when the Dice-K mania takes full effect.
Are you worried about losing revenue? Just tell him the Titans cheerleaders are strippers, and money will start circulating. Just, please God, tell the girls not to touch the money. You don't want to create another reason to suspend Pac-Man.
Are you worried about the youth of America being corrupted? Team Pac-Man up with McGruff The Crime Dog for a series of PSA's and school appearances. I'm sure they will take a bite out of something.
Why couldn't you just give him community service? I'm sure he'd be at least as good as Peyton Manning.
And poor Chris Henry. He has to play the Hideki Okajima role in this whole scandal. The guy must have felt like Eli Manning last season (no offense Chris, hear me out.) No matter what he does, how many underage girls he makes women, how much weed he gets busted with (maybe not that much), he just can't top the big guy. Pac-Man can make all the Chris Henry news go away with one gloomy weather forecast.
Maybe Goodell was just trying to make room for the return of Ricky Williams, which I guess would mean that the CFL was making room for Jones and Henry. I know that both players would love it up there, but they belong on the big stage.
So I beg you, Roger Goodell, reconsider these suspensions. Think of all the fans you'll lose. With all the big, prime-time Bengals and Titans games last year, those two gained a lot of support. I am positive that not a single person will tune in to an NFL game next year.
To show your support for Pac-Man, visit this wildly successful petition and sign your life away.
I'll drop another post on here when the Dice-K mania takes full effect.
